Giovanna. 17. Brazilian. Nice to meet you
"Life is too short to be serious"

We’ll make excellent parents.

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lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

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cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

zoelladeyes:

Every "zozeebo" instagram post of 2014 ~ Part 11/?

DarrenCriss: Congratulations to the totally awesome Daniel Radcliffe on the closing of “The Cripple of Inishmaan” today. Bravo to another great Broadway run!

DarrenCriss: Congratulations to the totally awesome Daniel Radcliffe on the closing of “The Cripple of Inishmaan” today. Bravo to another great Broadway run!

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lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

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