HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THIS PARALLEL AHHHHHHHHHH.
I DON’T THINK ANYBODY DID UNTIL LIKE THE 25TH BILLION TIME OF WATCHING IT
THIS MOVIE IS DEEP
and then tony has ptsd and disorientation in im3 like cap does in the avengers I’M DONE
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Because you’re beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people. See I decided a while back not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.”
A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow
the contrast is insane
relevant to my interests
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.
this movie was perfect